Nighttime security

I am a heavy sleeper - with vivid dreams. I also have been known to have the occasional sleepwalking episode. But that's for another time. Today I want to talk about nighttime bathroom trips and the preventative measures I take.

On those rare occasions that I actually have to "go" in the night, I get myself prepped, sit down, and before I "relex fully" - if you know what I mean - I always rub my eyes really hard, open them really wide, and touch the walls and toilet to make sure that I'm really there and not still sleeping away.

And that's how I ensure I don't wet the bed!