Life Lessons from my summer vacation

If I go 55mph or faster on the sea-doo, then my jowls and neck fat start flapping in the wind. And if I open my mouth even a little bit, then my cheeks also start in. Jiggling all around. Its not a pretty sight.

Also, if you try to swim in the lake and the water is too cold then your lungs will seize up and it becomes very, very hard to hold your breath or exhale under water. Then it becomes very hard to swim a true front crawl and you'll have to resort to swimming with your head out of the water. And if you wait until later in the day to swim, you can put your face in the water, but then the sunscreen that you so righteously applied will run down into your eyes and sting.